Thursday, August 11, 2011

Jenn. urban dictionary.










1.


I looked up my name on urban dictionary. It's too funny. The first one is my favorite, but they are all pretty funny!!

Jenn
As the world is so overpopulated with Jennifers, we need to be able to distinguish the cool from the evil. The only acceptable abbreviation for the cool Jennifers is Jenn. Jenny, Jen, Nifer and any other variations of Jennifer are hereby deemed stupid and will no longer be tolerated! Anyone still answering to any other variation will be recognised as evil and or a loser!
Linda: "Is that Jenny over there?"
Tim: *smacks Linda's face* "You mean Jenn right???"
Linda: *sobbing* "OMG I soooo meant to say Jenn!"
Tim: "It's okay, I won't tell Jenn what you called her! But only this once."

2. Jenn
The most amazing girl in the world, the yin to my yang. Often under-appreciated, but as precious as a diamond. Be the one to have her fall in love with you and you'll be the luckiest man in the world.
"The way Jenn makes me feel is often indescribable."

3.

Jenn
Highly intelligent, attractive, and creative. Witty and usually sarcastic. Compassionate & very loyal once you win her over -- warning, she will hold her own and do what's necessary if you prove incapable of being a healthy asset to her life.

4. Jenn  

Fun, outgoing, insanely smart, insightful, inwardly and outwardly beautiful. Able to have an intelligent conversation while also appreciating the importance of a fun night on the town, a sexy dress and a hot pair of shoes. Values love, respect, truth and justice.
Jenn is a multi-talented, facinating and mysterious person. Getting to know the real her, may present an opportunity for true friendship.




5.
Jenn
Generally ambitious, kind, caring, smart, loyal.
But
1. Can be self centered at times.
2. Doesn't know when to stop doing the wrong thing.
3. Doesn't really care about other people feelings
4. Could possibly be the biggest bitch you'll ever meet
5. An over-achiever at times but is too lazy for her own good.

Feel free to purchase your favorite Jenn memorabilia  & souvenirs....


courtesy of urban dictionary



What's Urban Dictionary say about YOUR name?  
Leave a comment with your favorite urban dictionary meaning.

2 comments:

Liz said...

Hahaha...the first one is hilarious! I love the scenario role play part! I'm sorry for all the times I've reverted back to Jenny! I will try so much harder now that I know it is evil to call you Jenny!

Liz said...

Haha...so here are mine...they are so off it is funny!

1. Liz

basically the definition of being amazingly cool and fun. can dance black as hell, whether their black or not. athletic, fun and wild. gets into trouble a lot. says stupid things, but people like Liz's. sexy, and fiiiiiiiine.

"damn liz, will you be my baby's mama?"
"hey liz, can i please worship you, YOU'RE MY IDOL."



2. Liz

The most beautiful woman in the world. Despite what she may think of herself, she's very smart, and very very sexy. She's also the sweetest person in the world.

"I love Liz so much..."



3. Liz

1. (Verb) The act of being incredibly cool. Commonly misunderstood to mean "one who is attracted to homosexual men."
2. (Adjective) A positive attribute that one possesses, or can be gained by physical and mental labor, similar to coolnessand beauty.
-"She is very much Liz."



4. Liz

Liz describes a girl that once you meet, you'll never forget. She's a walking oxymoron. She's sweet, yet spicy, hot, but cold, you get it. She seems to attract men to her, like she pulled their coin out of the fountain of love. She can kick ass in dancing, sports, and any other 'cool' hobby. But don't get on her bad side, cuz she can also kick ass there too..... YOUR ASS! If you're lucky enough to be her friend or best friend or boyfriend, you'll be having laughs and side pains the rest of your life. Definitely a must for all individuals seeking a great life.




5. Liz

is the only girl that only wants a simple quest of a soft warm cookie and a cold glass of milk.
(Liz wants chocolate chip btw.)



6. Liz

A truly stunning brunette with LARGE bosoms, usually bitingly sarcastic. Wears large sweatshirts much to the disappointment of the entire straight male population. Knows how to make everyone laugh. Everybody loves Liz, unless they totally SUCK.

"That girl has HUGE boobs! She's a true Liz if I ever saw one."



7. Liz

The most amazing friend you will ever come across. She has the biggest heart and is always there for you through ever minute of every day. She's there when you need someone to vent to or just need a shoulder to cry on. She will not judge you for your decisions but she will help you and be there for you throughout your journey. She tries her best to be the best friend she can possibly be. She deserves more than the world.

"Do you know Liz?"
"Yes! She's incredible. I love her."

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