It has been a very long time since I've posted about dear blank please blank.
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How come when a new commercial technology is developed it takes only a few years to become available, but when a breakthrough occurs in medical research it takes decades?
Sincerely, teenager with autoimmune disease.
Dear guests at my house,
Just because you find Bubble Wrap on the floor does NOT mean you can pop it!
Sincerely, that was mine!
Thank you for saying "Yeah, like YOU'VE never done that" to Mum while she was screaming at me!
Sincerely, her face was priceless.
Yeah, that's what she said. But not to you...
Sincerely, what now?
Dear dark spot in the corner of the wall,
Are you a spider or just a bit of fluff? I'll blow on it and see if you move.
Sincerely, OH GOD YOU MOVED! Wait.... no, you're just fluff.
Dear Miss Universe Pageant,
Why are the winners always from Earth?
Dear baking soda,
You whiten my teeth, remove stains from my clothes, take the smell out of my refrigerator and bake in my cookies.
Sincerely, what the heck are you?!
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
I know when you're texting.
Sincerely, No one just looks down at their crotch and smiles
We have a new assignment for you. His name is Edward.
I feel your pain... No one wants to run with me either.
Sincerely, Sarah Palin